You guys. I still have zucchini to get rid of. You’re like, “Again with the zucchini!” Sorry. I’m the writer. You read what I want you to.
I take it back. I’m not sorry.
I’m actually really sorry.
Your grandma and I, we keep Ovaltine in our cupboards. It’s good for your growing children. It’s also just really good. Like I might punch a baby to get some, or something else inappropriate.
What the eff are people’s deal with Snickerdoodles? Why are they so in love with them? It’s something I’ve never gotten. Maybe because I never had one until I was in high school. They’re just glorified sugar cookies. Right? Yeah.