You guys. I still have zucchini to get rid of. You’re like, “Again with the zucchini!” Sorry. I’m the writer. You read what I want you to.
I take it back. I’m not sorry.
I’m actually really sorry.
Let’s talk about how my hips are starting to get dimples. Let’s talk about how my lack of activity and crappy diet are leading to an obnoxious weight gain. I shouldn’t complain, but I can.
Here’s a pretty healthy snack thing.